The 1997 nominees are:

NOMINEE No.1: [San Jose Mercury News] An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break a former girlfriend's windshield, accidentally shot himself to death when the gun discharged, blowing a hole in his gut.

NOMINEE No.2 [Kalamazoo Gazette] James Burns, 34, of Alamo,Mich., was killed in March as he was trying to repair what. police described as a "farm-type truck." Burns got a friend to drive the truck on a highway while Bums hung underneath so that he could asthe source of a troubling noise. Burns' clothes caught on something, however, and the other man found Burns "wrapped in the drive shaft."

NOMINEE No.3 [Hickory Daily Record] Ken Charles Barger, 47, accidentally shot himself to death in December in Newton, N.C., when, awakening to the sound of a ringing telephone beside his bed, he reached for the phone but grabbed instead a Smith & Wesson. 38 Special, which discharged when he drew it to his ear.

NOMINEE No.4 [UIPI, Toronto] Police said a lawyer demonstrating the safety of windows in a downtown Toronto Skyscraper crashed through a pane with his shoulder and plunged 24 floors to his death. A police spokesman said Garry Hoy, 39, fell into the courtyard of the Toronto Dominion Bank Tower early Friday evening as he was explaining the strength of the building's windows to visiting law students. Hoy previously had conducted demonstrations of window strength according to police reports. Peter Lawyers, managing partner of the firm Holden Day Wilson, told the Toronto Sun newspaper that Hoy was "one of the best and brightest" members of the 200-man association.

NOMINEE No.5 [Bloomburg News Service] A terrible diet and room with no ventilation are being blamed for the death of a man who was killed by his own gas. There was no mark on his body but autopsy showed large amounts of methane gas in his system. His diet had consisted primarily of beans and cabbage(and a couple of other things). It was just the right combination of foods. It appears that the man died in his sleep from breathing the poisonous cloud that was hanging over his bed. Had he been outside or had his windows been opened, it wouldn't have been fatal. But the man was shut, up in his, near airtight bedroom. According to the article, "He was a big man with a huge capacity for creating "this deadly gas." Three of the rescuers got sick and one was hospitalized.

NOMINEE No..6 [The News of the Weird.] Michael Anderson Godwin made News of the Weird posthumously. He had spent several years awaiting South Carolina's electric chair on a murder conviction before having his sentence reduced to life in prison. Whilst sitting on a metal toilet in his cell and attempting to fix his small TV set, he bit into a wire and was electrocuted.

NOMINEE NO.7["The. Indianapolis Star"] A cigarette lighter may have triggered fatal explosion - Dunkirk, Indiana. A Jay County man using a cigarette lighter to check the barrel of a muzzle loader was killed Monday night when the weapon discharged in his face, sheriffs investigators said. Gregory David Pryor, 19, died in his parents' rural Dunkirk home about 11:30 p.m. Investigators said Pryor was cleaning a 54-caliber muzzle loader that had not been firing properly. He was using the lighter to look into the barrel when the gunpowder ignited.

NOMINEE No.8 lAP, St. Louis] Robert Puelo, 32, was apparently being disorderly in a St. Louis market. When the clerk threatened to call police, Puelo grabbed a hot dog, shoved it in his mouth, and walked out without paying for it. Police found him unconscious in front of the store; paramedics removed the six-inch wiener from his throat, where it had choked him to death.

NOMINEE No.9 [Unknown] To poacher Marino Malerba, who shot a stag standing above him on an overhanging rock-and was killed instantly when it fell on him.

NOMINEE No.10 [Associated Press, Kincaid] Blasting Cap Explodes in Man's Mouth at Party. A man at a party popped a blasting cap into his mouth and bit down, triggering an explosion that blew off his lips, teeth, and tougue state police said Wednesday. Jerry Stromyer, 24, of Kincaid, bit the blasting cap as a prank during a party late Tuesday night, said Cpl. M.D.Payne. Another man had it in an aquarium hooked to a battery, and was trying to explode it," Payne said. "It wouldn't go off and this guy said, 'I'II show you how to set it off."

Dear JV:

Kamusta na sa Amerika, anak? Mabagal ko'ng isinulat ang liham na ito
dahil alam kong mabagal ka ring magbasa. Anak, gusto ko lamang
iparating na hindi na kami sa Malacanang nakatira ngayon. Nabasa kasi
ng mommy mo (si Loi), na kadalasan na ang mga aksidente ay nangyayari
sa bahay kaya't napagpasiyahan ko na lumipat na ng tirahan. Pero
huwag kang mag-alala. Dinala ko naman ang karatula ng ating lumang
address kaya maari mo pa rin akong sulatan sa dati nating address.
Mahirap na kasi ang pabago-bago. Alam mo naman na napakarami ko ng
kinakabisado.

Maganda naman ang tirahan namin ngayon. Mayroon pa ngang built-in na
washing machine. subali't ng labhan ko yung damit ko, hindi na bumalik.
kaya't huwag kang bibili ng Saniware washing machine, anak. malakas pa
naman sana ang ikot ... Maganda rin ang lagay ng panahon dito. dalawang
beses lamang umulan last week. Yung una, mula lunes hanggang miyerkules,
yung pangalawa, mula huwebes hanggang linggo.

Tungkol nga pala sa coat na gusto mong ipadala namin... masyado raw
mabigat sabi ni Orly kung isasama yung mga butones. kaya pasensiya ka
na kung tinanggal namin bago namin ipadala. Nilagay naman namin sa
bulsa para hindi mawala.

Ay naku! Alam mo bang basang-basa kami nung martes(nung unang umulan
last week)? Naiwan kasi nitong si Senator Tito yung susi ng BMW niya
sa loob.E nakabukas pa naman ang sunroof ! Basang-basa tuloy ang
interior! mabuti na lamang at gumanap na carnapper itong si Jinggoy
nung araw kaya nabuksan niya ang kotse mula sa labas. Ang kaso mo, ng
pumasok kami ni Jinggoy,naiwan si senator tito sa labas at hindi na
naman niya mabuksan ang kotse! WALA na NAMAN sa kanya ang susi. &^&@%*
mga artistang politiko talaga yan! Hindi gumagamit ng IQ... muntik na
kaming malunod nuon ah!

Naalala ko tuloy yung pinsan kong nahulog sa tangke ng whiskey! Marami
sana ang gustong sumagip pero pinilit pa ring niyang uminom at libre!
Ayun,nalunod at pina-cremate ---- anim na araw rin ang binilang bago
natapos ang apoy... kaya pag namatay ako, hindi ako paki-cremate...
masakit.

Siyanga pala, nanganak na si jackie kahapon.. Hindi ko pa alam kung
lalaki o babae kaya hindi ko masabi kong ikaw ay isa ng Uncle o Auntie.
Naku! napakalikot na bata... eager beaver ika nga! Anak, hanggang dito
na lamang muna ang aking liham... Marami pang pagbabago ang kailangan
gawin sa Pilipinas. Ayun sa survey, 95% pa lang ng mga Filipino ang
naging madasalin mula ng ako'y naging presidente! Kailangan 120%!!!
Siyempre kailangan kasama ang mga OCW sa abroad, no?

Love,
PAPA ERAP